Archive for the ‘Retro Commercials videos’ Category

Big League Chew

March 11th, 2010

Big League Chew Commercial. Chewing Tobacco as gum. Oddly enough, still availabe in stores with little change in marketing tactic. Downloadable version available on www.themewl.com!

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March 10th, 2010

Another hodgepodge of commercials from around 1989-1990 1. Make delicious sandwiches with Play-Doh Make-A-Meal. 2. The Trix rabbit travels to Trix Land, where he finds zillions of other rabbits, all eating Trix cereal. 3. School principals and bus drivers can’t stand Bubble Tape. 4. Save a little Lost & Found and dry his real tears. 5. The 7up Cool Spots run around on a pool table. 6. A 7up Cool Spot tips a subway saxophone player. 7. Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner visit Mount Rushmore to teach kids about the Constitution. 8. Unless your face is made of rubber, you need a Bic Metal shaver. 9. Battle Ball, the name says it all. 10. Anytime’s great to get a .99 kid’s meal at Friendly’s. 11. Escaped prisoners can’t drink coffee without Sweet ‘n’ Low. 12. Reece’s peanut butter Easter eggs are getting quite a reception. 13. The flavor of Care-free sugarless gum will make pigs fly and cows come home. 14. Eat Trix yogurt ’cause lots of colors are more fun than one. 15. Fruit by the Foot is long on fun. 16. Part of a commercial for Pee Wee’s Playhouse Playset. 17. The Encyclopedia Britannica theme song: Living a Moment Can Capture Your Mind. 18. A 3-word phrase that means FUN: Charles in Charge.

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March 9th, 2010

A physically fit collection of commercials, mostly from 1987. 1. The American Physical Therapy Association urges you to do The Fitness Rap! 2. Cynthia Kereluk urges you to drink your milk and walk your dog. 3. Toucan Sam teaches his nephews how to fly. 4. Roland, the claymation Fruit Roll-Ups kid, shares his Fruit Swirl Bars with some aliens. 5. Juicy Juice is a juicier juice. 6. Cats like a little privacy while they use their Jonny Cat. 7. It’s a good time for the great taste of mcdonald’s Cheddar Melt. 8. Eat smart with Light n’ Lively yogurt. 9. The White Cloud cloud travels to a bathroom tissue convention in Anaheim via airplane. 10. A drill sergeant supervises the Keebler EL Fudge cookie making process. 11. N’ICE throat spray: “Repeat after me…” 12. Blizzards and polar bears don’t scare the Nestle Quik bunny, as long as he has some hot cocoa to get him going. 13. Kids are cuckoo for the big chocolaty CRUNCH of Cocoa Puffs. 14. The Micro Machine Man talks rapidly about the Micro Machine sweepstakes and the Aircraft Carrier Playset (1988). 15. You can’t beat the feeling you get from a Coca-Cola Classic. 16. Nike presents a dog’s eye view of a walk. 17. A Hulk lookalike does a cannonball into a swimming pool of Hi-C.

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March 8th, 2010

A collection of classic commercials, primarily from Super Bowl XXX (1996). 1. Shaquille O’Neal leaves the basketball court and visits Lucy, Ralph Kramden and Woody Woodpecker. 2. Break the rules and eat some Weaver chicken tenders (1993). 3. Steven Weber threatens to eat a couple of giant talking m&ms. 4. Beavers will build a log cabin to get some Doritos Pizza Cravers. 5. The Budweiser Clydesdales play football. 6. Sparky the goldfish plays dead for a taste of Pepsi. 7. A school lunch lady becomes a mashed potatoes sculptor after trying Doritos. 8. The Bud-weis-er frogs suffer through a harsh winter. 9. Don’t drink Pepsi from a can in cold weather. 10. Kids feed marbles to a hungry plant in the game of Feed Me from Milton Bradley (1987?). 11. Make time stand still with the Polaroid Spectra System (1989?). 12. Martha Raye urges denture wearers to try Polident Green. 13. ACE is the place for John Madden. 14. Pets want Snausages and Pounce for Christmas. 15. How can two different Kellogg’s cereals both be Just Right? 16. Campbell’s Bean with Bacon soup is like a miracle to a weakened superhero (1994).

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March 6th, 2010

More commercials that aired on the Sci-Fi Channel in 1998: 1. Promo for The Invisible Man starring Claude Rains. 2. Diane, the Pine Sol lady, makes it rain inside the supermarket. 3. Olean is “a good place to start.” 4. Be prepared for your wedding night with Pepcid AC. 5. Accident-prone aspiring astronauts need Quilted Bounty. 6. The way some people drive these days makes you want to talk to an Allstate agent. 7. Planters mixed nuts have no cholesterol, so feel free to share them with your chimpanzee friend. 8. Mr. Reach conquers Plaque Man with the new Reach Tooth and Gum Care toothbrush. 9. You’ll love the Pepperidge Farm Goldfishes ’cause they’re so delicious! 10. Keep smiles healthy with Crest Multi-Care. 11. Skaters, Nicole Bobek, Michelle Kwan, and Tara Lipinski, eat Campbell’s soup despite the fact that it makes the ice melt. 12. Get your official Sci-Fi Channel merchandise at the Dominion. 13. Ultra Biz is the better stain getter. 14. Motorcycle cops can’t stop singing Instructor Mooselini’s rap from parappa the Rapper. 15. Clumsy hula dancers need Quilted Bounty. 16. Keep the new look of it with Downy Care. 17. Because Amelia “generates a lot of tough stains,” her dad uses Tide with Bleach. 18. Talking deer are in good hands with Allstate.