Retro Commercials

A collection of commercials from December of 1989: 1. A headache sufferer takes Excedrin to break up the boxing match inside his head. 2. Toy boxers fight over a Duracell battery. 3. Johnny Dawkins enjoys a donut after giving blood for the Red Cross. 4. Don’t waste time pickling beets, just get a chicken dinner at Roy Rogers. 5. Thrift Drug has the best selection of schmaltzy American Greetings cards. 6. Santa can get all the shoes on your wish list at Endicott Johnson. 7. While the elves are busy making toys, Santa is busy repairing his sleigh with the cordless Skil power tools he bought at truevalue. 8. Getting places in bad weather is a lot easier when you’re driving a 1990 Lincoln Continental. 9. Even if you’re not “a humongous sports fan,” you’ll love the Super Duper Football Follies video tape from Sports Illustrated–it’s a better Christmas gift than underwear! 10. Lynn Redgrave likes to eat Weight Watchers pizza while blindfolded. 11. Wilford Brimley is still hanging around Grace’s apple stand talking about oatmeal. 12. Losing a boxing match is no excuse for missing out on all the great deals at Dee’s Appliances. 13. Pulsar watches are an element of good taste. 14. Santa shops at JC Penney. 15. The savings at Drug Emporium will allow you to visit your mother-in-law more often. 16. Knowing is all at Macy’s. 17. A guy dreams of driving a Nissan Maxima through a herd of goats in Italy. 18. WOW! What a difference at Blockbuster Video. 19. Rhea Pearlman lectures …

1. ABC Late Night–with Baretta on Monday! 2. Bell Systems Yellow Pages–The book that tells you Who, when, where, when, and why…and lets you fingers do the walking! 3. Circle K–I love how someone has the guts to sell chicken dressed as one…Cluck! 4. KOAT Action News promo with Ed Pennybacker 5. KOAT Channel 7 logo with Ed Pennybacker ***These are commercials from KOAT Channel 7 in Alburquerque, New Mexico around January 1979, shown during the ABC Friday Night Movie “The Pink Panther Strikes Again.***

A collection of classic commercials, primarily from Super Bowl XXX (1996). 1. Shaquille O’Neal leaves the basketball court and visits Lucy, Ralph Kramden and Woody Woodpecker. 2. Break the rules and eat some Weaver chicken tenders (1993). 3. Steven Weber threatens to eat a couple of giant talking m&ms. 4. Beavers will build a log cabin to get some Doritos Pizza Cravers. 5. The Budweiser Clydesdales play football. 6. Sparky the goldfish plays dead for a taste of Pepsi. 7. A school lunch lady becomes a mashed potatoes sculptor after trying Doritos. 8. The Bud-weis-er frogs suffer through a harsh winter. 9. Don’t drink Pepsi from a can in cold weather. 10. Kids feed marbles to a hungry plant in the game of Feed Me from Milton Bradley (1987?). 11. Make time stand still with the Polaroid Spectra System (1989?). 12. Martha Raye urges denture wearers to try Polident Green. 13. ACE is the place for John Madden. 14. Pets want Snausages and Pounce for Christmas. 15. How can two different Kellogg’s cereals both be Just Right? 16. Campbell’s Bean with Bacon soup is like a miracle to a weakened superhero (1994).