Posts Tagged ‘juice’

Retro Commercial Break 104

March 9th, 2010

A physically fit collection of commercials, mostly from 1987. 1. The American Physical Therapy Association urges you to do The Fitness Rap! 2. Cynthia Kereluk urges you to drink your milk and walk your dog. 3. Toucan Sam teaches his nephews how to fly. 4. Roland, the claymation Fruit Roll-Ups kid, shares his Fruit Swirl Bars with some aliens. 5. Juicy Juice is a juicier juice. 6. Cats like a little privacy while they use their Jonny Cat. 7. It’s a good time for the great taste of mcdonald’s Cheddar Melt. 8. Eat smart with Light n’ Lively yogurt. 9. The White Cloud cloud travels to a bathroom tissue convention in Anaheim via airplane. 10. A drill sergeant supervises the Keebler EL Fudge cookie making process. 11. N’ICE throat spray: “Repeat after me…” 12. Blizzards and polar bears don’t scare the Nestle Quik bunny, as long as he has some hot cocoa to get him going. 13. Kids are cuckoo for the big chocolaty CRUNCH of Cocoa Puffs. 14. The Micro Machine Man talks rapidly about the Micro Machine sweepstakes and the Aircraft Carrier Playset (1988). 15. You can’t beat the feeling you get from a Coca-Cola Classic. 16. Nike presents a dog’s eye view of a walk. 17. A Hulk lookalike does a cannonball into a swimming pool of Hi-C.

Retro Commercial Break 100

February 21st, 2010

80’s Commercials Vol. 71

January 31st, 2010

These commercials aired on KTVU on December 21st, 1984. Thanks to my Aunt & Uncle for recording these. 1. Citrus Hill Select (Pretty catchy jingle. But “gets your juices flowing”? All right then…) 2. United States Savings Bonds 3. The Brick Warehouse 4. Movie Special Bumpers 5. Harvey’s (The British influence during the 80’s is quite puzzling) 6. Scope 7. Godiva Chocolates 8. Yuban Decaffeinated 9. Kentucky Nuggets at Kentucky Fried Chicken 10. Colt (”It’s all the Japanese you need to know.” LOLWUT) 11. Movie Special Bumper (It’s “MY Side of the Mountain” announcer guy! You are a disgrace to your profession!) 12. Cordon Negro 13. Businessland 14. Promo for “Solid Gold Christmas” 15. Perche No! 16. Hertz (A word of advice to Arnold Palmer: pissing off OJ Simpson may not be the best idea. Also featuring Dick Butkus and Bubba Smith) 17. Toys ‘R Us (With Jenny Lewis. I wish I’d had those Chipmunks stuffed animals as a kid) 18. Schweppes 19. Businessland (I’ll be having nightmares about that bird woman well into my old age) 20. Ford 21. The Good Guys (I wasn’t aware that Santa was a coked-out electronics salesman in the 80’s)

Tree Top Juice – Commercial Classic 1985

January 10th, 2010

“Hey hey USA” Commercial circa March 1985.

80’s Commercials Vol. 94

December 27th, 2009

These commercials aired on KTVU on March 6th, 1985. Thanks to my Aunt & Uncle for recording these. 1. The Men’s Wearhouse 2. Nissan 3. Vaseline Intensive Care 4. Promo for “Here’s TV Entertainment” 5. Nissen Foods 6. Duracell (That dog doesn’t just scare cats) 7. AT&T (The cat is really what sells it) 8. Ocean Spray (Ocean spray good, fire bad!) 9. AirCal 10. Promo for “The Divorce Court” (Looks amazing. I think I spy Earl Boen, the douchebag psychologist from the “Terminator” series) 11 …