Retro Commercials

A collection of commercials from 1994. 1. Every animal wants to be the Cadbury Bunny. 2. Dogs love to chase the taste of Chuck Wagon Stampede. 3. Ragu’s new chicken simmer sauces have everyone flapping their arms and singing, “I feel like Chicken Tonight!” 4. Thanks to Hooked on Phonics, 1st grader, Sean, can read boring newspaper stories out loud. 5. Mr. and Mrs. Big Fan talk about the NFC championship game on CBS. 6. Frank Perdue is disappointed by a fowled-up white chicken. 7. Old people like Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes just as much as kids. 8. Jenilee Harrison likes lots of cholesterol-free Bac-Os on her salad. 9. The taste of Juicy Fruit gum is gonna move ya all day long! 10. Hershey’s presents the 5-second face lift. 11. Regis Philbin loves his Harvest Crisps even though they’re in the wrong box. 12. Time is running out to buy Disney’s Pinocchio on video. 13. A pooch will do anything for a Pup-Peroni Lean or a Snausages in a Blanket. 14. The Braun Flavor Select coffee maker has a neat little dial on the top that lets you adjust the strength of your coffee. 15. Linda Hanlon of Seattle, Washington drinks a lot of Ovaltine. 16. Dave Thomas dreams of winning a gold medal in the 120-meter ski jump. 17. Dave Thomas dreams of winning a gold medal in the 4-man bobsled. 18. Dave Thomas dreams of winning a gold medal in pairs figure skating. 19. V8 juice is a zippy kinda thing. 20. The Coca-Cola polar bear competes in the Olympic ski jump. 21. A snowman eats a bowl of Campbell’s …

A physically fit collection of commercials, mostly from 1987. 1. The American Physical Therapy Association urges you to do The Fitness Rap! 2. Cynthia Kereluk urges you to drink your milk and walk your dog. 3. Toucan Sam teaches his nephews how to fly. 4. Roland, the claymation Fruit Roll-Ups kid, shares his Fruit Swirl Bars with some aliens. 5. Juicy Juice is a juicier juice. 6. Cats like a little privacy while they use their Jonny Cat. 7. It’s a good time for the great taste of mcdonald’s Cheddar Melt. 8. Eat smart with Light n’ Lively yogurt. 9. The White Cloud cloud travels to a bathroom tissue convention in Anaheim via airplane. 10. A drill sergeant supervises the Keebler EL Fudge cookie making process. 11. N’ICE throat spray: “Repeat after me…” 12. Blizzards and polar bears don’t scare the Nestle Quik bunny, as long as he has some hot cocoa to get him going. 13. Kids are cuckoo for the big chocolaty CRUNCH of Cocoa Puffs. 14. The Micro Machine Man talks rapidly about the Micro Machine sweepstakes and the Aircraft Carrier Playset (1988). 15. You can’t beat the feeling you get from a Coca-Cola Classic. 16. Nike presents a dog’s eye view of a walk. 17. A Hulk lookalike does a cannonball into a swimming pool of Hi-C.