Retro Commercials

Part of a 1988 TV special hosted by David Lieisure.

1. Proof that Crispix cereal stays crispy in milk
2. A carpet with Don Rickles’ face is dipped in fruit drink.
3. Snapple glasses made from empty Snapple bottles.
4. A high school kid drinks Snapple iced tea while he’s stuck in detention.
5. When’s the last time you tried Ovaltine?
6. Roy Clark says new improved Hunt’s ketchup tastes better than Heinz.
7. Janine Turner uses Scope to conquer her chronic bad breath problem.
8. “The ingenious Knit-Wit”…I think thats an oxymoron.
9. A Mars Bar is almonds like you never ever tasted them (15-second version).
10. LIFECALL Medical Alert System, because there’s no second chance when help arrives too late.
11. Jamie Lee Curtis talks about Hertz while O.J. Simpson brags about his modesty.
12. Orville and Gary Redenbacher talk about overachieving.
13. The frosted side of Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats is a mystical delight.
14. The Smothers Brothers enjoy Stouffer’s deluxe French bread pizza.
15. Martha Raye gets fresh with denture wearers.