Retro Commercials

A physically fit collection of commercials, mostly from 1987. 1. The American Physical Therapy Association urges you to do The Fitness Rap! 2. Cynthia Kereluk urges you to drink your milk and walk your dog. 3. Toucan Sam teaches his nephews how to fly. 4. Roland, the claymation Fruit Roll-Ups kid, shares his Fruit Swirl Bars with some aliens. 5. Juicy Juice is a juicier juice. 6. Cats like a little privacy while they use their Jonny Cat. 7. It’s a good time for the great taste of mcdonald’s Cheddar Melt. 8. Eat smart with Light n’ Lively yogurt. 9. The White Cloud cloud travels to a bathroom tissue convention in Anaheim via airplane. 10. A drill sergeant supervises the Keebler EL Fudge cookie making process. 11. N’ICE throat spray: “Repeat after me…” 12. Blizzards and polar bears don’t scare the Nestle Quik bunny, as long as he has some hot cocoa to get him going. 13. Kids are cuckoo for the big chocolaty CRUNCH of Cocoa Puffs. 14. The Micro Machine Man talks rapidly about the Micro Machine sweepstakes and the Aircraft Carrier Playset (1988). 15. You can’t beat the feeling you get from a Coca-Cola Classic. 16. Nike presents a dog’s eye view of a walk. 17. A Hulk lookalike does a cannonball into a swimming pool of Hi-C.

More commercials that aired on the Sci-Fi Channel in 1998: 1. Promo for The Invisible Man starring Claude Rains. 2. Diane, the Pine Sol lady, makes it rain inside the supermarket. 3. Olean is “a good place to start.” 4. Be prepared for your wedding night with Pepcid AC. 5. Accident-prone aspiring astronauts need Quilted Bounty. 6. The way some people drive these days makes you want to talk to an Allstate agent. 7. Planters mixed nuts have no cholesterol, so feel free to share them with your chimpanzee friend. 8. Mr. Reach conquers Plaque Man with the new Reach Tooth and Gum Care toothbrush. 9. You’ll love the Pepperidge Farm Goldfishes ’cause they’re so delicious! 10. Keep smiles healthy with Crest Multi-Care. 11. Skaters, Nicole Bobek, Michelle Kwan, and Tara Lipinski, eat Campbell’s soup despite the fact that it makes the ice melt. 12. Get your official Sci-Fi Channel merchandise at the Dominion. 13. Ultra Biz is the better stain getter. 14. Motorcycle cops can’t stop singing Instructor Mooselini’s rap from parappa the Rapper. 15. Clumsy hula dancers need Quilted Bounty. 16. Keep the new look of it with Downy Care. 17. Because Amelia “generates a lot of tough stains,” her dad uses Tide with Bleach. 18. Talking deer are in good hands with Allstate.