Retro Commercials

A mixed-up collection of commercials from the late ’80s and early ’90s. 1. Wilma Flintstone hawks the Flintstones Playset Theater and Sing-along Pop-Up Book. 2. My Pal 2 talks, plays Simon Says and has a ring toss game on his head (1993). 3. The Crocodile Dentist enjoys pulling teeth. 4. Hershey is pure milk chocolate–can you handle it? 5. Newborn Magic Bottle Baby tends to burp after eating. 6. Free Home Alone 2 games on boxes of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran will make you scream like Macaulay Culkin. 7. My Buddy and Kid Sister dolls from Playskool (1987). 8. Chocolate milk is a great snack that hits the spot. 9. Watch the premire of the X-Men cartoon on Fox, Saturday, October 31, 1992. 10. Michael Cook of Grand Prairie, Texas says Gold Bond powder cured his heat rash (1993). 11. Dave Thomas creates Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Fillet sandwich. 12. You’ll love your car forever if you use Slick 50. 13. Classic Ovaltine tastes great and it’s great for you (1993). 14. Shop at Hechinger only if you like saving money. 15. Rosemary Clooney says there are places in the world where you can’t get Coronet products (1987). 16. Go ahead and pile some glorious cheese on your pizza (1987). 17. Come on and get you some of that little lift from Wrigley’s Spearmint gum. 18. Erica mccurley feeds her champion Pointers Kal Kan dog food.

A potpourri of commercials from the ’80s and ’90s, plus Munsters bumpers from WPHL channel 17 in Philadelphia. 1. Chef Boyardee’s Tic Tac Toe’s will have you doing the moonwalk (1987). 2. They love short people at Sesame Place (1987). 3. Sunkist Fun Fruit trees laugh hysterically at new yogurt-covered Creme Supremes fruit snacks. 4. Cartoon bluebirds swarm around Cricket, the talking doll. 5. Honey Bunches of Oats is the best of the bunch. 7. After nearly breaking a priceless vase, you’ll need to take some Maalox Plus. 8. The Plymouth Neon coupe makes an excellent popcorn popper (1996). 9. Make your turkey perky with Vlasic Sandwich Stackers. 10. Hank Williams, Jr. asks, “Are you ready for some football?” 11. School bus drivers depend on Meineke brakes. 12. Smooth out those rough spots with Jergen’s Extra Dry. 13. Hot Lunch Bucket Lasagna is a better lunch than a cold meatloaf sandwich. 14. Ritz Bits crackers are every bit as good as a Ritz (1989). 15. Bratty sisters appreciate Aunt Jemima’s stay-fresh resealable bag. 16. Forgetful people should use Solo. 17. mcdonald’s tossed salads are all dressed up and ready to go. 18. Catch a tiny plastic mouse with Milton Bradley’s Mouse Trap game (1987). 19. Kids in trench coats sing about Betty Crocker’s new Pudding Roll-Ups (1987). 20. Dave Thomas takes his annoying cousin, Ed, and his family to Wendy’s for lunch. 21. Heisman trophy winner, Eddie George, learns about Tylenol (1996).

**These commercials are kind of squiggly, but were dubbed in the best quality possible** 1. Efferdent denture cleaner (Ah, the famous pearl necklace in the cherries test!) 2. Listerine mouthwash (Two times longer) 3. Nabisco Spoon Size Shredded Wheat cereal (I remember this very well! I became obsessed with the side panel ingredients on cereal boxes!) 4. Arm & Hammer baking soda in your refrigerator 5. Smuckers Jam 6. Seven Seas salad dressing with Roy Rogers and Dale Evans **These …