Posts Tagged ‘steven’

Retro Commercial Break 106

March 8th, 2010

A collection of classic commercials, primarily from Super Bowl XXX (1996). 1. Shaquille O’Neal leaves the basketball court and visits Lucy, Ralph Kramden and Woody Woodpecker. 2. Break the rules and eat some Weaver chicken tenders (1993). 3. Steven Weber threatens to eat a couple of giant talking m&ms. 4. Beavers will build a log cabin to get some Doritos Pizza Cravers. 5. The Budweiser Clydesdales play football. 6. Sparky the goldfish plays dead for a taste of Pepsi. 7. A school lunch lady becomes a mashed potatoes sculptor after trying Doritos. 8. The Bud-weis-er frogs suffer through a harsh winter. 9. Don’t drink Pepsi from a can in cold weather. 10. Kids feed marbles to a hungry plant in the game of Feed Me from Milton Bradley (1987?). 11. Make time stand still with the Polaroid Spectra System (1989?). 12. Martha Raye urges denture wearers to try Polident Green. 13. ACE is the place for John Madden. 14. Pets want Snausages and Pounce for Christmas. 15. How can two different Kellogg’s cereals both be Just Right? 16. Campbell’s Bean with Bacon soup is like a miracle to a weakened superhero (1994).

Retro Commercial Break 87

January 22nd, 2010

Yet another pulse-pounding collection of vintage commercials from April of 1990: 1. Listen to the new EZ-101 on April 19, 1990 and Robert Urich might give you 101 dollars. 2. Nothing moves you like the 1990 Mercury Sable. 3. Woody Harrelson, the Jamaican bobsled team and Run DMC compete in the Tour De Lite bike race in hopes of winning a bottle of Miller Lite beer. 4. Sundance is like drinking sunshine…only it’s colder. 5. Comedy on HBO is simply the best. 6. Drinking Busch Light beer is …

On Deadly Ground (1994) Part 9 of 9

January 3rd, 2010

Forrest Taft is an environmental agent who works for the Aegis Oil Company in Alaska. Aegis Oil’s corrupt CEO, Michael Jennings, is the kind of person who doesn’t care whether or not oil spills into the ocean or onto the land, just as long as it’s making money for him. He even makes commercials that make him look like he cares about the environment. Jennings is almost finished with building his new state-of-the art oil rig: AEGIS-1. The problem is that if he doesn’t finish building the rig …

On Deadly Ground (1994) Part 5 of 9

January 2nd, 2010

Forrest Taft is an environmental agent who works for the Aegis Oil Company in Alaska. Aegis Oil’s corrupt CEO, Michael Jennings, is the kind of person who doesn’t care whether or not oil spills into the ocean or onto the land, just as long as it’s making money for him. He even makes commercials that make him look like he cares about the environment. Jennings is almost finished with building his new state-of-the art oil rig: AEGIS-1. The problem is that if he doesn’t finish building the rig …

On Deadly Ground (1994) Part 4 of 9

January 1st, 2010

Forrest Taft is an environmental agent who works for the Aegis Oil Company in Alaska. Aegis Oil’s corrupt CEO, Michael Jennings, is the kind of person who doesn’t care whether or not oil spills into the ocean or onto the land, just as long as it’s making money for him. He even makes commercials that make him look like he cares about the environment. Jennings is almost finished with building his new state-of-the art oil rig: AEGIS-1. The problem is that if he doesn’t finish building the rig …